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  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:52:37Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">1</id>
    <option-1>A stick of butter</option-1>
    <option-2>A shotglass full of salt</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather eat</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:52:37Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">1</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:53:03Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">2</id>
    <option-1>Go deaf</option-1>
    <option-2>Go blind</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:53:03Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">1</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:53:22Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">3</id>
    <option-1>Eat a living grub</option-1>
    <option-2>A serving of cold monkey brain</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:53:22Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">1</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:53:35Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">4</id>
    <option-1>Have your teeth permenantly stained green</option-1>
    <option-2>Lose the pinky on your non-dominant hand</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:53:35Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">1</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:54:00Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">5</id>
    <option-1>Eat your deceased family members</option-1>
    <option-2>Starve to death</option-2>
    <question>You are stranded on a desert island and have no choice but to</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-21T23:54:00Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">1</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:06:22Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">6</id>
    <option-1>Pee out your butt</option-1>
    <option-2>Poop out your front</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:06:22Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:07:43Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">7</id>
    <option-1>In a foreign country unable to understand anyone</option-1>
    <option-2>In the same foreign country but everyone sounds like BORAT</option-2>
    <question>Spend the next year</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:07:43Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:09:45Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">8</id>
    <option-1>your long lost younger sibling</option-1>
    <option-2>a neo-nazi</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather find out that your spouse was</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:09:45Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:10:58Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">9</id>
    <option-1>never be able to go outside</option-1>
    <option-2>never be able to go inside</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:10:58Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:13:42Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">10</id>
    <option-1>have the hiccups forever</option-1>
    <option-2>fart audibly every 5 minutes until you die</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:13:42Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:25:01Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">11</id>
    <option-1>get booed off stage by a million people once</option-1>
    <option-2>spend 3 months alone in your room.</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:25:01Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">4</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:29:44Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">12</id>
    <option-1>eat 10 tablespoons of your own fecess</option-1>
    <option-2>eat 1 tablespoon of a random stranger's</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:29:44Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:36:53Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">13</id>
    <option-1>UGLY</option-1>
    <option-2>sTuPiD</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather be</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:36:53Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:38:30Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">14</id>
    <option-1>a prostitute </option-1>
    <option-2>George W. Bush</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather be the child of</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:38:30Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:45:44Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">15</id>
    <option-1>spend 2 days in (an american) jail</option-1>
    <option-2>watch all 192 episodes of Full House back to back</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-22T00:45:44Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-23T23:49:13Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">16</id>
    <option-1>find a worm in your apple</option-1>
    <option-2>find half a worm in your apple</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-23T23:49:13Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-24T00:05:41Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">17</id>
    <option-1>five seconds forwards</option-1>
    <option-2>five seconds backwards</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather time travel...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-24T00:05:41Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">6</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-24T00:06:52Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">18</id>
    <option-1>Adobe Flash CS3</option-1>
    <option-2>Adobe Flash CS4</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather use...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-24T00:06:52Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">6</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-24T01:42:31Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">19</id>
    <option-1>Have your face horribly burned</option-1>
    <option-2>Have your genitals horribly burned</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-24T01:42:31Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">1</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-04-30T20:35:29Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">20</id>
    <option-1>be arrested in the US for MURDER</option-1>
    <option-2>be arrested in Mexico for COCK FIGHTING</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-04-30T20:35:29Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">2</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-02T05:13:55Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">21</id>
    <option-1>Die alone</option-1>
    <option-2>Live alone your whole life but die surrounded by people</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-02T05:13:55Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T00:45:06Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">22</id>
    <option-1>Be insane</option-1>
    <option-2>Be sane, but have everyone else in the world be insane.</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T00:45:06Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">19</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T00:45:32Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">23</id>
    <option-1>Surf on the roof of a speeding car on the freeway</option-1>
    <option-2>Wear rollerblades and be pulled along by a speeding car on the freeway</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T00:45:32Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">21</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:25:42Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">24</id>
    <option-1>have genital herpes on your face</option-1>
    <option-2>facial herpes on your genitals</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:25:42Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:26:29Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">25</id>
    <option-1>suffocate</option-1>
    <option-2>drown</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:26:29Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:26:56Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">26</id>
    <option-1>get mauled by a bear</option-1>
    <option-2>get bitten by a shark</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:26:56Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:27:37Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">27</id>
    <option-1>find out  your parents are child molesters</option-1>
    <option-2>find out that your boy/girlfriend is a child molester</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:27:37Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:29:06Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">28</id>
    <option-1>walk onto a stage naked in front of ten thousand people</option-1>
    <option-2>get thrown into jail naked</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:29:06Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:29:39Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">29</id>
    <option-1>fall off a building</option-1>
    <option-2>fall off a cliff</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:29:39Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:30:18Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">30</id>
    <option-1>burn alive</option-1>
    <option-2>freeze to death</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:30:18Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:30:43Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">31</id>
    <option-1>buried alive</option-1>
    <option-2>burned alive</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:30:43Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:32:16Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">32</id>
    <option-1>be cremated</option-1>
    <option-2>be buried</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:32:16Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:34:36Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">33</id>
    <option-1>get an STD from Brad Pitt</option-1>
    <option-2>get an STD from Johnny Depp</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:34:36Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:35:12Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">34</id>
    <option-1>get crabs on your head</option-1>
    <option-2>get lice in your pubic hair</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:35:12Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:35:44Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">35</id>
    <option-1>get a scar across your face</option-1>
    <option-2>get a scar across your genitals</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:35:44Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:36:36Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">36</id>
    <option-1>have sex with your grandmother</option-1>
    <option-2>have sex with your sibling</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:36:36Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:36:59Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">38</id>
    <option-1>be a PIRATE</option-1>
    <option-2>be a NINJA</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:36:59Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:38:19Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">39</id>
    <option-1>get turned into a vibrator</option-1>
    <option-2>get turned into a blow up doll</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:38:19Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:41:21Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">41</id>
    <option-1>run into your parents in a sexshop</option-1>
    <option-2>run into your ex in a sexshop</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:41:21Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:42:00Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">42</id>
    <option-1>cake</option-1>
    <option-2>death</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather have...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-06T01:42:00Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">17</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-05-08T00:48:29Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">43</id>
    <option-1>unlimited food</option-1>
    <option-2>a radio transmitter and no food</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-05-08T00:48:29Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">23</user-id>
  </poll>
  <poll>
    <created-at type="datetime">2009-11-20T07:32:48Z</created-at>
    <id type="integer">44</id>
    <option-1>lose your testicles</option-1>
    <option-2>lose your penis</option-2>
    <question>Would you rather...</question>
    <updated-at type="datetime">2009-11-20T07:32:48Z</updated-at>
    <user-id type="integer">27</user-id>
  </poll>
</polls>
